Knock-Knock Jokes
71Knock-knock have been around for ages. It is a type of joke that needs 2 person to do a call-answer exercise. It is a fun and easy to learn especially for children.
The basic format have 5 lines.
1. The first person will say Knock-Knock
2. The second person will answer : Who's there?
3. The first person will response and say (usually) a name.
4. The second person will repeat the response followed by Who- (a request for clarification who is knocking on the door)
5. The first person will do the Punch Line on this stage- usually a misusage of the word or the name set up during the response.
Here are some Knock-knock jokes that you can practice with your friends and family. Enjoy !!!
This is an ongoing collection, so please do come back.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W.H. O.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Iramember you, why don't you remember me?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain later, if you let me in.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door
Who's there?
May
May who
May I come in?
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Juana.
Juana who?
Juana see a movie tonight?
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendyou think you can open the door?
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dan.
Dan who?
Dan Druff.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Hy.
Hy who?
(sings) Hy,ho,hi ho it's off to work we go.
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Knock knock who's there boo boo who it`s just a joke don't have to cry.
these jokes are wonderful!
Cool Jokes!
Heres one but it not a know knock joke:
Q. Why did the Chicken cross the road
A. Coz he saw a chick
I made a kid laugh on minecraft....
nice aren'nt they
Brings back the kids in us
I have started dating a women and for the start she prefers text. I have sent her a few knock knock jokes to start conversations and they make her laugh, which of course is always great......
my little bro loves! these jokes he says them all the time he go outside and knock on the door just so he can say a few knock knock jokes!
I like your joke
Nice
Nice knock-knock jokes in this hub Rosario. I had fun reading them.
Hi Triplet Mom, I am glad your kids like the knock-knock jokes. My daughter when she was young like telling knock knock jokes too, it is a good way of having fun.
Regards -MM
MM Del Rosario, as soon as I read the title I called my kids in to teach them these knock knock jokes. They love learning new ones and there were a few that we had not learned yet. Now they have a new arsenal. Thank you!
knock knock jokes are meant to be silly they are for little folks like 5 to 8 year olds.i think they will not use hubpages...
Amarey 2 months ago
knock knock'
who's there
mi
mi who?
miao(the cat)