15 Jokes For Kids
71Here are some easy and cool jokes for children that I have compiled from various sources, the jokes are all G-rated and in good taste and they are very easy to learn. Telling jokes is a fun way for children to learn language development and improve their social skills.
For some kids it is very natural to tell jokes, but for others it is the delivery that they may have to practice.
Hi Kids ..... don't worry practice makes perfect and here are 15 jokes that you can practice to tell to your friends and family.
Read, giggle, laugh and have Fun!!!
Alex: Teacher!, teacher, Jimmy just swallowed four quarters!
Teacher: Why would he do that?
Alex: It's his lunch money.
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What is hottest day of the week?
Fry day
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Why do spiders like the internet?
Because of all the websites!
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What do you get when you cross an Apple computer with fast food?
A Big Mac
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What is the biggest moth?
A Mam-moth!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
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What's red and white?
Pink
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What do you cut a dinosaur bone with?
A dino saw
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What is the healthiest insect?
A vitamin bee.
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How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, everytime I drink a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye.What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor; Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup
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How can a teacher double his money?
By folding it in half!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?
To reach the high notes
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What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
Mickey Moose
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Father: How does Old MacDonald spell farm?
Son: E.I.E. I.O
What type of music do geologist like best? ROCK !
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knock knock
who`s there
yodle lay e
yodle lay e who?
I didn`t know you could yodle
iTz very nice jokes..ahahah..theres a lot of funny words
this jokes are funny but their's somme that i don't get.
Like for exemple:WHAT DO YOU GET WEN YOU CROSS AN APPLE COMPUTER WITH FAST FOOD?? A BIG MAC!!!!!!!!
WOW SO INPRESIVE!!!!!! NOT
all of your jokes weren't funny at all
I love these jokes but I have got an idea make some girlly jokes please
"Knock, knock"
"who's there?"
"Cash"
"cash who?"
"no thanks but do you have any almonds?"
nice jokes I got some well my friend made it up here it is
what do you get if you cross batman and robin and those flattening car thing??
A. flatman and ribbon
these jokes are relly funny
What do you get when you run in front of a car? Tired
its mind blowing my friends say me tell us jokes and i was very sad that i could not not tell them jokes thanks for helping me.
those were very funny! i needed G-rated jokes for a paper we had to do and i hope u dont mind i used some of these cause i can only be funny when i want to! Good Job!
-Megan0cur66
lol! sort of corny but awesome nonetheless. We all need to at least smile once in a while to relieve our stress!
cool i like some of them but there are kinda lame sorry
Thank you!! These are just what I needed to give my five year old granddaughter who wanted some funny jokes to tell.
Nice work, please do not go with the numbers - make it 150 jokes rather. I really enjoyed and become your fan. Thank you!
so funny, thanks, keep going
That was funny.. nice jokes.
I laughed so hard at the old MacDonald one, I actually snorted.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
... ((You don't answer))
My daughter got a kick out of this joke! She tells it to everyone even her teachers. She's 4.
these are sooo lame i knew all of them get ne ones
My son loved these!
Ok heres one not so PC.
What goes "ha, ha, ha, Plop?
A:- Someone laughing their head off!
;-[)
I need these. I can NEVER remember jokes!
I have a few: 1. why did the fireplace call a doctor?
A. because it's chimney had the flu....
2. What did one hot dog say to the other?
A. "Hi Frank"
3. Why are fish so smart?
A. Because the go around in schools !
4. What sheet can't be folded?
A. A sheet of ice...
Ok my share is added...Nice job on yours sweetie...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace
I once had an acquaintance who could tell jokes for hours -- and funny ones! I always had trouble remembering just one of them. Nice, funny, hub.
chloe 3 weeks ago
lolz they were funny they really made me giggle!!!
i just hope my friends will like them
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